Lost and Forgotten Inspirational Quotes
"If there are no Twinkies then how do we make fun of White-washed Asians?"

"If there are no Twinkies then how do we make fun of White-washed Asians?"

"Don’t swallow it, Bill Murray!" —The RZA

"Don’t swallow it, Bill Murray!" —The RZA

"Everything your parents didn’t want to expose you to are the most fondly remembered and vivid parts of your childhood." —The-Guy-in-Robocop-Who-Drives-Into-A-Vat-Of-Toxic-Waste-Then-Melts-And-Then-Is Hit-By-A-Car

"Everything your parents didn’t want to expose you to are the most fondly remembered and vivid parts of your childhood." —The-Guy-in-Robocop-Who-Drives-Into-A-Vat-Of-Toxic-Waste-Then-Melts-And-Then-Is Hit-By-A-Car

“I’ve witnessed those who search to fall in love, as if it were the greatest treasure of all. And they only found disappointment, heartbreak, and desiring another to love them. I’ve seen those who seek riches and all they find is emptiness. I’ve seen those who search for happiness, yet the world prevents them to escape inevitable sadness.I  choose to search for wisdom, and meaning, and purpose.If I stumbled onto love, if it ended, wisdom would console me. If I stumbled upon riches, meaning would prevent me from corruption. And if I found myself in despair, purpose would help me out of that pit.”—Rudy Ray Moore

“I’ve witnessed those who search to fall in love, as if it were the greatest treasure of all. And they only found disappointment, heartbreak, and desiring another to love them. I’ve seen those who seek riches and all they find is emptiness. I’ve seen those who search for happiness, yet the world prevents them to escape inevitable sadness.

I  choose to search for wisdom, and meaning, and purpose.

If I stumbled onto love, if it ended, wisdom would console me. If I stumbled upon riches, meaning would prevent me from corruption. And if I found myself in despair, purpose would help me out of that pit.”

Rudy Ray Moore

A Prayer to The Brokenhearted
"Blessed be the Brokenhearted,Who put themselves on the lineTo sing the songs of troubadours and dreamers.May your callused hearts find someone to soften them.May you gain wisdom from each kiss and each subtle death.And may you laugh at your old lover’s new sweetheart.Because… really? Really him?!…. That guy?… He’s got a spray-on tan… A SPRAY-ON TAN!Really? This guy? You’re dating him?You left me and you’re dating this douche?Really? ….really?REALLY!Amen.”

A Prayer to The Brokenhearted


"Blessed be the Brokenhearted,
Who put themselves on the line
To sing the songs of troubadours and dreamers.

May your callused hearts find someone to soften them.
May you gain wisdom from each kiss and each subtle death.
And may you laugh at your old lover’s new sweetheart.

Because… really? Really him?!…. That guy?…
He’s got a spray-on tan… A SPRAY-ON TAN!
Really? This guy? You’re dating him?
You left me and you’re dating this douche?
Really? ….really?
REALLY!

Amen.”

"I want to f**k things." —Ernest Hemingway

"I want to f**k things." —Ernest Hemingway

"…perpetuating a stereotype!?… I shall redefine the entire stereotype!"—Warner Oland

"…perpetuating a stereotype!?… I shall redefine the entire stereotype!"—Warner Oland

"There just isn’t enough love in this world… That’s why I have lots of porn." — Helen Keller

"There just isn’t enough love in this world… That’s why I have lots of porn." — Helen Keller

"I’m a Vagina Santa Claus and you are all my f*cking elves!" — Pablo Neruda

"I’m a Vagina Santa Claus and you are all my f*cking elves!" — Pablo Neruda

"Who needs friends when you got glory holes?" —Friedrich Nietzsche

"Who needs friends when you got glory holes?" —Friedrich Nietzsche